Friday, October 10, 2008

This I know - because the bible tells us so

That's right folks, Jesus loves us.

So the most appropriate reaction is to, of course, love him back.

Just like a victim loves it's abuser, we shall do this because we're told to not only take it with a smile but tell them how much we enjoy it.

That's beside the point though, the bible tells us that yes, Jesus loves me.

The bible also tells us to stone our sons for disobedience, submit all will to our husbands and give up our servants as sex slaves once we can no longer produce children.

The bible's a little ambiguous like that.

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